Why hello!

I'm Colonel Sarge from the popular web series Red vs... Blue... well I used to be until those dirty blues kicked me us out. They also kicked themselves out in the process though. (SUCK IT DIRTY BLUES!!!) Well, after Grif spent all of our money on diabolical things, we needed a way to cope with our failing home and minds. Simmons, after rocking back and forth in a dark corner for 5 days straight, decided to use his nerdassery create a... What were they called again? Netcircles?

I told you several times! They're called 'webrings', sir!

Oh right. Anyway, Simmons created one of those spider-ring thingies to show off against Grif... and I got to name it! So, in our advancement to future internet domination, I hereby name my creation...

Sarge's Seal of Approval

Hey Simmons, get your ass over here and tell me what I need to say!

Alright! alright, just wait a second...

I don't have a second to wait! Triple-time, Private!

I'm a Captain, sir.

If you don't show yourself right now, you'll be demoted to a Private!!!

Okay!!! Sorry... sir.

Haha, suck it nerd!

Shut it, muffin top.

Tell them that if they like these things, and that they ask you online, they'll be able to join!

Why is it all nerdy and geeky stuff?

Hey! I thought we agreed that science is cool!

Heh, only the violent kind.

Anyway, if you, fellow internet passenger, want to join this webthingy, then feel free to do so, and become an honourable red in the process! Only things you gotta do are:

Like Red vs Blue
Like science
Like violence
Like violent science
Hate Grif

...Hey guys, Simmons here! I told Sarge that Caboose was sleeping in the basement again (we don't even know how he got in), but i just wanted to let you know that you/your site doesn't have to fit all of that criteria! I mean you kinda have to do the 'Like Red vs Blue' one (and mention it somewhere on your site) but apart from that, you will be permitted to join! Just copy this bit of code into your website, and you should be good to go!

<div><a href="https://starshifted.neocities.org/sargering.html"><b><img src="https://starshifted.neocities.org/images/sarge-seal.png" alt="main webring site link" style="width: 100px; height: auto"></b></a><br />
    <a href="https://starshifted.neocities.org/sargering.html?action=previous" style="color: red"><</a>
    <a href="https://starshifted.neocities.org/sargering.html?action=random" style="color: red">↻</a>
    <a href="https://starshifted.neocities.org/sargering.html?action=next" style="color: red"><</a></div>

If you've done all of that, then drop a message in the chatbox, guestbook, or even discord (starshft) and I'll add you to the list of members!

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By the way, this webring currently has members, and was made with webringu!

Webringu

Also, this is NOT official at all, and is purely a fan project thingy.